tulapeiwa

"So, did you do five today?"

Oh, father, I love it when you miss the obvious fandom connections of what you just said.

Also, yes. Yes I did.

And then there's this.



Mother sends me this sort of thing a lot. The lady in the video also does opossum massage, apparently.

I just smiled, nodded and sent her that Cooking by the Book!Cakewrecks dealie. Vengeance tastes like cake.